What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.