What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.