Terminator Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?

The Terminator

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.