Vista Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?

Hasta last vista, baby.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"