What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day