What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!