What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.