What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.