When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They explode when triggered.
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Because it was a mooooooslim.
Debrie everywhere.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Everywhere.
The chemist may frown.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
A balloon animal!
A baboom.
a BA-BOOM!
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
A baby in a microwave
Your new Note 7 package
they asked.
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
A loli-pop
He exploded.
The appendix.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Neigh-Palm
Dino-mite
There was nothing left but de Brie.
DATE: Yes
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Escargot stolen.
He got crped out.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
A criminal mastermind ...
A Petophile
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
A microwave.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
A fishing pole
The part with the sail in it.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.