Explode Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.