What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!