What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.