Because I told him a good joke.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Santa. /cringe
He made melon-ade
Once upon a slime . . ."