Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."