Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.