Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Dyslexic Man Jokes More Dyslexic Man Jokes

Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Slime Jokes More Slime Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.