Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to?

Santa. /cringe

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."