Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.