Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.