How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.