How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.