How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!