How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.