How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.