What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl