What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L