What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L