What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.