What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.