How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours