How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.