How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.