Lumber Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.