What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.