What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.