What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.