What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.