What size lumber is used to build homes...

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.