What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.