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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Dubai Jokes More Dubai Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours