What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.