What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.