What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.