What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are: