What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash