What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are: