How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)