How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !