How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)