How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.