How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.