What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest