What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose