What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"