Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.