Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.