Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.