Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off