What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf