Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!