Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch