Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!