Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco