Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
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When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
just add a G and now she's gone.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Drops it like it's hot.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because people were dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
The Plymouth Rock.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick