Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym