Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

G Jokes More G Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym