Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

G Jokes More G Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.