Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
G,Esus.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
A skeleTON.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Because people are dying to get in.
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick