Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.