Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

G Jokes More G Jokes

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.