What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.