What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).