What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !