What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo