What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME