How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.