How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part