How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !