What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.