What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.