What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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an utter drag

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Dragon balls!

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel