What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel