What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel