What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.