Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.