Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "