Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.