Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.