What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!