What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press