What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Islamist Jokes More Islamist Jokes

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!