How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!