How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!