How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.