How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.