How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.