How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue