Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What's the shortest book in the world?

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Not being disabled.

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Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

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