Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.