Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.