Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!