Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

www.innie the pooh.