Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run