What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.