What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.