What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired