What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.