When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
I dunno, I just repost them.
The barking lot.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
because the owner will tell you
He was two tired
