What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.