Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing