Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Steel Man.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.