Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

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He thought it was Coke!

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It was soda pressing.

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Subwhey.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Because it's soda pressing.

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