Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!