Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack