Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.