Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna