Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.