Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat