Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.