Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing