Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite