Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing