Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up