Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser