Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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A cup of yogurt.

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They planet.

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Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!