Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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