Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.