Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.