Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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They're both crushed-asians

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda