Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.