Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.