How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there