How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice