How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.