What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!