What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an