A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
He couldn't take a joke.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
A: Because it had no guts.
Because they push back harder.
A: FIRETRUCK.
It is the language of Wales.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Revolver Camelot!