A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.
Homophonic I'm sorry...
A running joke
Because he was Legoless
A: She fell out of the tree.
Cliff
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
You are the banner of my existence.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
Would you like a copy of the big issue
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."