What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.