What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.