What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person