What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.