What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !