What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself