What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.