What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Mercede Jokes More Mercede Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself