What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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They can lighten your load !

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Bait.

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A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.