How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic