How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.