How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.