How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo