How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!