Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM