Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine