Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change