How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.